I'll Cry If I Want To
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I'll Cry If I Want To
You walk into your dark home. You flip on a light. Toss your keys.
"SURPRISE!"
Friends and loved ones pop out from hidey-places, making you jump.
Confetti is thrown at you.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" is shouted in unison.
Oh neat. What joy. It's making you feel itchy.
Gaaah. You didn't want this. You don't like surprises. You don't even like people. You wanted peace and quiet; to watch trash TV with your pets while you savored the vanilla cake pops you bought from that cute bakery.
The aroma of those sweet confections made you drool down the front of your top as you drove home. It was the only thing that made another birthday towards death worth celebrating.
Ah, and yet, here you are: a deer caught in headlights with a car plowin' towards you. A deer covered in confetti with drool down the front of her shirt. ( Who's filming this? This better not be Live. Better not be pictures. )
You excuse yourself by holding up your index finger.
You slink away to your room, smuggling your box of cake pops under your arm. You lock the door. You sink to the floor, the box cradled in your arms like a baby.
C'mere, Kitty. You pat your lap.
Meow.
Reveling in this moment with your cat curled up in your lap, you lift up a fragrant vanilla cake pop and hold it under your nose. Your eyes close. Inhale the sugary delight. Mmm.
If only there was a perfume that smelled like this, you muse as you roll the velvety cake pop against your cheek, neck and arms. You imagine it's leaving sparkling trails of radiating whimsical vanilla cake dust.
Smell those notes of sparkling Coconut and Lemon goodness ... blended beautifully with Butter and Sugar ... and then a generous helping of Vanilla.
Mmm, you groan with rapture. You can't help it.
"Where'd she go?" Someone says outside your door. Snapped back into reality.
This time, you groan with annoyance.
Now you understand the meaning behind that song, "It's my party (and I'll Cry If I Want To)".
You would cry too if it happened to you.
And you would.
With our I'll Cry If I Want To, you don't have to imagine what the fabulous scent of a vanilla cake pop would smell like in perfume form. We captured it perfectly for you. So enjoy that cake pop, Sis! Eat it. Don't smoosh it all over your body. Although, that might be fun ...
Written by: Sherry Lyons
Perfumers alcohol and fragrance oil.
CAUTION: For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Flammable—keep away from fire or flame. We highly recommend a patch test before full use, especially if you have sensitive skin. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Store in a cool, dark place away from direct sunlight. Do not spray directly onto delicate fabrics. Keep out of reach of children and pets.
$5.00
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